Kyle had been craving a Chinese massage ever since arriving in the country, but I told him to hold off until Thailand where I was sure you could get them for much cheaper. However, after climbing Huangshan mountain our calves were killing us, so we caved and forked over the $11 for a lower body massage. HOLY SHIT IT WAS THE MOST PAINFUL EXPERIENCE EVER. The worst part was we didn’t even feel better the next day. To be honest I think it made our muscles even more tense, causing the pain to stretch out close to a week every time we walked down the stairs. The only upside is that I caught Kyle’s reactions on video, so that counts for something.